Puzzling news from the UK, as Evangelical Christian groups in British universities find it necessary to run special classes for their members teaching them how to avoid sex.
Things have certainly changed since I was at University. In those days, as I recall, being a glassy-eyed evangelical was in itself a sure-fire prophylactic against any form of sexual contact, but now it seems that the slappers of Olde England are such omnivorous nymphomaniacs that they’ll take anything with a heartbeat.
If garlicky breath and a crucifix are no longer enough to keep the modern vamps at bay, I can warmly recommend shaggy hair, a beard and a selection of heavy metal t-shirts. That combination got me through my formative years pretty much untouched, worst luck.
Some provocatively posed Christians, yesterday. You just know he’s thinking “So, do blowjobs count?”