Apparently keen to catch up on their Nordic cousins in the happiness stakes, Norway has come up with a bizarre combination of environmentalism and sex to motivate eco-friendly behaviours. Instead of hugging trees, young Norwegian greens find some trees and then do some very vigorous hugging of their own in their midst, for the benefit of the cameras. The results are then posted to fuckforforest.com.
The logic of the site seems to be as follows:
- Potential lumberjacks log on to fuckforforest.com to view the porn
- Visitors unconsciously come to associate trees with pleasure as they flick at speed through pic after pic to find one where the bird’s tits aren’t obscured by shrubbery
- They then masturbate like wild monkeys until, all passion spent, they deflate across their keyboards, too enervated to lift any other variety of chopper.
Mission accomplished! Another tree saved, for just the cost of a roll of film, a condom and a bit of nettle rash.
Of course, one can’t rule out the possibility that these Norwegian nudes are just having a sly dig at their Swedish neighbours and their bloody IKEA pine flatpacks. Even so, you have to admire their commitment, especially the men. Running around naked in so cold a climate is hardly likely to be flattering to the poor dears...
The fine folk of fuckforforest.com do their bit for the environment, yesterday. Make love not furniture.