Following on from our recent discovery of treehugger porn in Norway, we find another group that is adding new dimensions to the concept of “single-issue” politics - masturbateforpeace.com.
As with the environmentalists of fuckforforest, the creators of masturbateforpeace rely on constant self-abuse to purge any aggressive instincts from their audience, so spreading peace, love, and crumpled kleenex in all directions.
While there’s probably some merit to the logic, I can’t help feeling that they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for an angle here. Why not find a like-minded partner to achieve the same flushed and sticky end, like their eco-friendly counterparts at fuckforforest? “Make love not war” is hardly a new idea. But I dare say that, given a target audience of webby nerds, the authors have a shrewd idea of the social limitations of their clientele.
It’s just another sad reflection on the precipitate decline of community spirit in modern human interaction. The internet has a lot to answer for.
A public service announcement from masturbateforpeace.com, yesterday. Not sure what a cooter is, but I suppose you’ve got a 50/50 chance of guessing right…