tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post113819363440672493..comments2024-03-06T16:31:34.975-05:00Comments on Dies Irae: Score one for the working stiffIvan the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1138484086465350902006-01-28T16:34:00.000-05:002006-01-28T16:34:00.000-05:00"And what's a genius if not a guy who kills someon..."And what's a genius if not a guy who kills someone every time he shoots in the dark? "<BR/><BR/>Every time? Virgin Coke. I rest my case.<BR/><BR/>P.S. I am saving up for a Galactic flight for my 60th birthday.The Aunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14529168814096715981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1138385962710605242006-01-27T13:19:00.000-05:002006-01-27T13:19:00.000-05:00A thousand apologies, Tsar. Musta gotten my royal ...A thousand apologies, Tsar. Musta gotten my royal nomenclature wrong. However, wow! Who'd have thunk that such an articulate person mans the bastions of global capitalism! Next time my fellow academics on the left blather about sub-articulate middle management drones and the agony of suburban life, I'll bring you as a counterexample. And when I next call American Express, I'll be more aware to the fact that I'm talking to a potential James Joyce scholar.<BR/><BR/>Apologies about the tortuous phrases, though (was that a barb on your part?). As I'm a foreigner, I still navigate the treacherous waters of English with some unease. But I'm trying to think clearly, at least. Pretty damn hard, though.<BR/><BR/>--Des.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1138314374898132792006-01-26T17:26:00.000-05:002006-01-26T17:26:00.000-05:00Hi Mr Sherman - many thanks - and may I congratula...Hi Mr Sherman - many thanks - and may I congratulate you on your beautiful scenery.<BR/><BR/>Hello again, Des - that's Tsar Ivan, please. I was the first one, you know. Kniaz was for my Mongol-owned loser predecessors. Don't make me send the Oprichnina after you... Thankfully I don't work in academe, or I would have sunk long since under the weight of my own tortuous phraseology. I have a real job with a major Evil Corporation, which helps keep my communications simple and brief. Not that you'd guess from this drivel.<BR/><BR/>Sorry, Shadey - maybe today's entry is more on the money? I'll keep trying - I have a relentless focus on customer wants and needs, me.Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1138233235942322942006-01-25T18:53:00.000-05:002006-01-25T18:53:00.000-05:00You said you'd be crap today. S'not fair.You said you'd be crap today. S'not fair.Alcibiadeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05684700735070364019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1138227626425851982006-01-25T17:20:00.000-05:002006-01-25T17:20:00.000-05:00I wonder if they have curb-side check in at Virgin...I wonder if they have curb-side check in at Virgin Galactic. Never been too fond of waiting in line with the Great Unwashed, myself. <BR/><BR/>And what's a genius if not a guy who kills someone every time he shoots in the dark? No great mystery there, for people who dabble in foundations of statistical inference. Ergo, you'll have to grant Messrs Bronson and Trump their rightful claim to genius, Kniaz Ivan. Your reluctance to do so is quite understandable, however.<BR/><BR/>Judging by the ease of phrase, I'm led to suspect you may be teaching English Lit to Ann Coulter emulators in Chapel Hill? Or is it Susan Sontag that looms large in their wet dreams? Anyway, if I've just blown your cover, don't worry: your secret will go with me to the grave. I know full well what's it like to be a foreigner among the citizens of the Third Rome.<BR/><BR/>--DesarguesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1138219937326243222006-01-25T15:12:00.000-05:002006-01-25T15:12:00.000-05:00Discovered you via "Chase Me Ladies ..." Fabulous ...Discovered you via "Chase Me Ladies ..." Fabulous stuff.<BR/><BR/>Cheers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1138201087129463782006-01-25T09:58:00.000-05:002006-01-25T09:58:00.000-05:00Well, there was the bit about orally-fixated troph...Well, there was the bit about orally-fixated trophy wives, but arguably that's the wife's peccadillo, not the male's.<BR/><BR/>Wise advice re itches, and I already spend far too much of the average day scratching. But I'll give the Islamists a miss for a while. They're so unarguably wrong-headed that attacking them is an embarrassing neo-con cliche. Never wrestle in the mud with pigs - you both get dirty, but the pig *likes* it.Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1138200507221553292006-01-25T09:48:00.000-05:002006-01-25T09:48:00.000-05:00It's a rare post that expresses envy and dislike f...It's a rare post that expresses envy and dislike for the alpha males in human society without referring to their sexual peccadillos. For that you deserve full marks.<BR/><BR/>I'm waiting patiently for your first post that assualts the Saracens for their sins. You hinted at this in your piece about the Anglicans and I can feel it bubbling away under the surface like a geyser. <BR/><BR/>Here's a jungle tip, Ivan: when you've got an itch, scratch it, because you'll probably dislodge a few nits in the process.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com