tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post114104195927113821..comments2024-03-06T16:31:34.975-05:00Comments on Dies Irae: Even in Brighton, waving your didgeridoo at a policeman is a criminal offence.Ivan the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141097391141880292006-02-27T22:29:00.000-05:002006-02-27T22:29:00.000-05:00Dunno. I've just come from GB's post re the suppos...Dunno. I've just come from GB's post re the supposed aphrodisiac qualities of fast cars, where quite another definition of "inflatable" is being applied...Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141094833282212842006-02-27T21:47:00.000-05:002006-02-27T21:47:00.000-05:00'infaltebl orgen'? a acordien u mean?'infaltebl orgen'? a acordien u mean?HA HA HAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08294182013616204372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141079650061619562006-02-27T17:34:00.000-05:002006-02-27T17:34:00.000-05:00You paid him to go away, Aunty, or to deflate? No ...You paid him to go away, Aunty, or to deflate? No need to shell out for that. Ignore them long enough, and men tend to deflate naturally.<BR/><BR/>But that's what you get for flaunting those "meganorks" of yours at posh parties, I'm afraid. One acquires a reputation, you know.<BR/><BR/>I have many friends, 3H, and I don't judge, for I am a broad-minded and generous soul. Which also means that I refuse to rise to GB's crude double-entendre. You won't find me stooping so low...Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141075335791642072006-02-27T16:22:00.000-05:002006-02-27T16:22:00.000-05:00It was his own fault for bringing an innocent piec...It was his own fault for bringing an innocent piece of wood into the argument. He should have just thumped his chest. Humans and their tools! 'Toys for the boys' as Germaine would say.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141073430431710882006-02-27T15:50:00.000-05:002006-02-27T15:50:00.000-05:00ivan - uhhh huh. u had tihs 'freind' right?ivan - uhhh huh. u had tihs 'freind' right?HA HA HAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08294182013616204372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141065567724000492006-02-27T13:39:00.000-05:002006-02-27T13:39:00.000-05:00I'll tell you what should be outlawed. I was agres...I'll tell you what should be outlawed. I was agressed in the metro on the way home this evening by a man with one of those portable inflatable organs.<BR/><BR/>I was. <BR/><BR/>I had to give him money to make him go away.The Aunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14529168814096715981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141065199455524812006-02-27T13:33:00.000-05:002006-02-27T13:33:00.000-05:00Except in Amsterdam. Or so I'm told.Except in Amsterdam. Or so I'm told.Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141063118286000602006-02-27T12:58:00.000-05:002006-02-27T12:58:00.000-05:00p.s. telin im hes got prety eyes wont help.p.s. telin im hes got prety eyes wont help.HA HA HAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08294182013616204372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141063028551925312006-02-27T12:57:00.000-05:002006-02-27T12:57:00.000-05:00'digaradoo'? is taht what ur calin em now? las tim...'digaradoo'? is taht what ur calin em now? <BR/><BR/>las time i waved miane at a cop he hualed me in for idnecant esposture.HA HA HAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08294182013616204372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141058202129578742006-02-27T11:36:00.000-05:002006-02-27T11:36:00.000-05:00Hi Pi. Sorry about the Germaine overload, but that...Hi Pi. Sorry about the Germaine overload, but that was by far the best pic of her I could find. Not terribly photogenic, is she?<BR/><BR/>Foot Eater, Des, maybe I can square the sexuality circle for you. It is possible, after all, that he was angry at the suggestion that he had ever slept with a woman at all. They're so sensitive in Hove, you know. Like "Grizzly Man", that might not be a survival trait but it's surprisingly persistant.<BR/><BR/>And Staghounds - you're too kind...Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141056576852956702006-02-27T11:09:00.000-05:002006-02-27T11:09:00.000-05:00"the traditional tumble down the stairs on the way..."the traditional tumble down the stairs on the way to the cells. "<BR/><BR/>Oh, I am laughing so hard. Great analogy with guns, wonderful.staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141050012666701732006-02-27T09:20:00.000-05:002006-02-27T09:20:00.000-05:00Oh, apparently "Grizzly Man" Threadwell's very dis...Oh, apparently "Grizzly Man" Threadwell's very distant ancestors used to end up the same way he did:<BR/><BR/>http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060220/earlyhumans_arc.html?source=rss<BR/><BR/>Some people never learn, I tell ya.<BR/><BR/>--Des.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141049245115436162006-02-27T09:07:00.000-05:002006-02-27T09:07:00.000-05:00I guess I'm with Foot Eater on this one. According...I guess I'm with Foot Eater on this one. According to the newspaper, young Mr. Jones started an altercation with his roommate when the latter mentioned Jones's girlfriend cheating on him. The evident implication is that our fellow is straight. However, lunging at police with an elongated, cylindric object, and yelling "I'll f***ing HAVE you"?... Hmm... I'm just not sure about this man's sexuality. <BR/><BR/>But what is a 'charge of affray' in England, Ivan? Is it trying to scare a policeman by threatening to subject him to unbearably bad Aborigine music? Even your criminals in Britain are so tame! In LA's South Central, a charge of affray would include having at the cops with an RPG.<BR/><BR/>--DesarguesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141047459922449762006-02-27T08:37:00.000-05:002006-02-27T08:37:00.000-05:00The story is clearly a tissue of lies from the get...The story is clearly a tissue of lies from the get-go. There are no straight men in Brighton.Foot Eaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04706459658926034197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1141043143294334672006-02-27T07:25:00.000-05:002006-02-27T07:25:00.000-05:00Of course the DT have to demonstrate that they kno...Of course the DT have to demonstrate that they know everything about everything. The sad thing is the police, I believe, have confiscated his precious didgeridoo. What is a chap to do without it?<BR/>So kind of you to proffer Germaine but we already have a surfeit.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.com