tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post114861784678326297..comments2024-03-06T16:31:34.975-05:00Comments on Dies Irae: Ivan’s Site of the WeekIvan the Terriblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1149183283963633262006-06-01T13:34:00.000-04:002006-06-01T13:34:00.000-04:00Rodentia, I was away so I could not suggest Hannah...Rodentia, I was away so I could not suggest Hannah Reitsch.staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148819982404907132006-05-28T08:39:00.000-04:002006-05-28T08:39:00.000-04:00Aaaah, Darling Dickie. Perhaps we should run an aw...Aaaah, Darling Dickie. Perhaps we should run an award for most cinematic Brit instead?Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148802060666850582006-05-28T03:41:00.000-04:002006-05-28T03:41:00.000-04:00Yes, Hermann is definitely a contender, and Heydri...Yes, Hermann is definitely a contender, and Heydrich's many qualities were easily apparent, especially when hanging half out his body as a result of that Czech bomb, and Paulus proved his Nazi credentials by broadcasting for the other side after he lost his army at Stalingrad, but my money goes to Karl Otto Alberty.<BR/>Okay, he wasn't a real Nazi (and if he was he wisely didn't say) but he played them awfully convincingly in those 60's war movies we all know and love. <BR/>Which of us does not have a lump in his throat when he corners little Dickie Attenborough and tells him "Herr Bartlett, your Cherman is very good and I hear also your French. Your hands ... up!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148662003545163082006-05-26T12:46:00.000-04:002006-05-26T12:46:00.000-04:00Thank you both, Des, Randall - I doff my gold-eagl...Thank you both, Des, Randall - I doff my gold-eagled Fuhrer Cap (available at Third Reich.ca, only $299.99 plus tax) to you! I think Des wins by a nose for that Goering as Mrs Doubtfire pic - it is truly wrong on so many levels. A fitting tribute to the man himself.Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148658955369045052006-05-26T11:55:00.000-04:002006-05-26T11:55:00.000-04:00And our winner in the category "Thanks For Playing...And our winner in the category "Thanks For Playing; Vana Has Some Nice Parting Gifts For You:" <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Von_Paulus" REL="nofollow">Friedrich Wilhelm Ernst Paulus</A>, who received his marshall's baton the day before surrendering the Sixth Army at Stalingrad. <BR/><BR/>Ingrate.<BR/><BR/>CheersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148657907272032182006-05-26T11:38:00.000-04:002006-05-26T11:38:00.000-04:00It's kinda hard to be the most ridiculous among th...It's kinda hard to be the most ridiculous among the Nazi elite--they were collectively a pretty laughable bunch (the fact that they were all Germans didn't help, either), but I guess <A HREF="http://www.leninimports.com/hermann_goering_4.jpg" REL="nofollow">Hermann the German</A> takes the cake as the Funniest-Looking Greasy Old Lady in the NSDAP hierarchy. See her <A HREF="http://www.bibl.u-szeged.hu/bibl/mil/ww2/who/pics/goring.jpg" REL="nofollow">despondently staring at nothing</A>; bovinely <A HREF="http://www.ilexikon.com/images/8/8e/Goering_und_Himmler.jpg" REL="nofollow">pretending to read</A>; being a Nazi Mrs Doubtfire with an <A HREF="http://www.chgs.umn.edu/Visual___Artistic_Resources/Absence_Presence/General_Tour__Absence_Presence/Sid_Chafetz/Hermann_Goering/goeringm.jpg" REL="nofollow">impish smile</A>; being her usual <A HREF="http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/herman1.jpg" REL="nofollow">bloated self</A>; trying the South Beach <A HREF="http://www.unitedscripters.com/writings/goring.jpg" REL="nofollow">diet</A>, to little avail; and finally, being reliably <A HREF="http://www.authentichistory.com/1950s/speeches/images/19461016_Goering_Suicide.jpg" REL="nofollow">dead</A>.<BR/><BR/>So. Do I get that most coveted prize? :-)Desargueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17874189015609216046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148655138872731852006-05-26T10:52:00.000-04:002006-05-26T10:52:00.000-04:00Most Oblivious To The Situation: Reinhard Heydrich...Most Oblivious To The Situation: Reinhard Heydrich for riding around in an open convertible among a whole bunch of pissed off Czechs.<BR/><BR/>Cheers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148654761977831842006-05-26T10:46:00.000-04:002006-05-26T10:46:00.000-04:00Anyway, quit shirking, guys - cough up your favour...Anyway, quit shirking, guys - cough up your favourite Nazis, pronto.<BR/><BR/>Fattest, most incompetent, most satisfying death, stupidest hairdo, wettest nose (NB: Hitler's dog and Goebbels only) - all justifications accepted...Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148654503823650132006-05-26T10:41:00.000-04:002006-05-26T10:41:00.000-04:00So that's why those grotty militia compounds in Mo...So that's why those grotty militia compounds in Montana all echo to the music of Beethoven. Your time was not entirely wasted, then, Randall.Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148646347888216512006-05-26T08:25:00.000-04:002006-05-26T08:25:00.000-04:00When I taught German Civilization at MIZZOU, we'd ...When I taught German Civilization at MIZZOU, we'd get a lot these pimply, SS wannabes showing up thinking they were going to impress chicks with their encyclopoedic knowledge of all things National Socialist. Imagine their suprise when I spent the time talking about literature, art and music.<BR/><BR/>Cheers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148643677015290332006-05-26T07:41:00.000-04:002006-05-26T07:41:00.000-04:00I do wish people wouldn't keep bringing up poor Ha...I do wish people wouldn't keep bringing up poor Harry's Nazi fling, Des. The newspapers have already made their excuses for him - you know the sort of thing - "very young"... "mother dead"... "difficult childhood"... "obviously illegitimate"... "intellect of a cherrystone clam"... and so on.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, the SS Veterans' Association were <I>really</I> pissed off. Their spokesperson said that they didn't want to be associated with anything so indefensible as a hereditary monarchy...Ivan the Terriblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310595488905229264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148638092351465352006-05-26T06:08:00.000-04:002006-05-26T06:08:00.000-04:00Considering the website is in a canadian domain, I...Considering the website is in a canadian domain, I would hazard that this may be "The Hitler We Loved" author <A HREF="http://www.nizkor.org/hweb/people/z/zundel-ernst/" REL="nofollow">Ernst Zundel</A>'s latest business venture.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148621590416165562006-05-26T01:33:00.000-04:002006-05-26T01:33:00.000-04:00This is dorkiness with a sinister tinge, I think. ...This is dorkiness with a sinister tinge, I think. Had this guy been a normal kid, he'd have been wondering what more can anyone possibly say about Warcraft and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. As a hipster, he'd be blathering about Sarah Vowell and Sufjan Stevens. As a computer geek, he'd be running at the mouth about the baroque intricacies of C++. As it happens, his thing is the Wehrmacht. I blame the parents.Desargueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17874189015609216046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148621041695368702006-05-26T01:24:00.000-04:002006-05-26T01:24:00.000-04:00"What more can anyone possibly say about SS-Obergr...<I>"What more can anyone possibly say about SS-Obergruppenführer und General der Waffen-SS Sepp Dietrich?"</I><BR/><BR/>just trrips of teh tonge dosnt it?HA HA HAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08294182013616204372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148620449555052072006-05-26T01:14:00.000-04:002006-05-26T01:14:00.000-04:00Dunno about you, but I guess this guy may just wan...Dunno about you, but I guess <A HREF="http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,425565,00.jpg" REL="nofollow">this guy</A> may just wanna buy a lot of that stuff. In bulk. Call it a hunch, if you will. <BR/><BR/>But there's another question that nags me: who the hell would buy Adolf's stationery? I mean, would you send your girlfriend (or your business partners, for that matter) letters embossed with Schickelgruber's address? Double you tee eff, mate?<BR/><BR/>Anyway, how did <I>you</I> come across this site, Ivan? Was it sheer scholarly interest that drove you to it? ;-)Desargueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17874189015609216046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20447280.post-1148620312971264862006-05-26T01:11:00.000-04:002006-05-26T01:11:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Desargueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17874189015609216046noreply@blogger.com