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As if flourescent pigs were not enough, now the mad scientist community has moved on to human-rabbit hybrids. When will you humans learn? Well, probably around the point where Flopsy pulls a knife on you and lifts all your carrots.
A mad scientist yesterday. Probably shouldn't fall asleep under the cloning machine like that.