Friday, September 01, 2006

Ivan’s Site of the Week

This week’s winner is kittenwar - as compulsive as it is shamelessly exploitative and deeply pointless.

The winner and loser stats make interesting reading – the latter most of all, perhaps, if only for the curiously scrawny and asiatic quality most of the really unpopular ones have in common. Bad news for Lucy Liu there, I fear.

The cute ones are all a little too saccharine for my taste, and in any case I have them all beat…

8 comments:

Aunty Marianne said...

a) where do you find these sites

and

b) don't you think there are too many multicoloured kittens? Shouldn't they all be white?

PI said...

The ginger one beats the other two into a cocked hat. But I'm not a cat person - courtesy of my Mum.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I've always said, if you line up 10 kittens in a row and shoot, you only hit one kitten that didn't do it.

My granny said rubbing their nose in it works well but I say pointing loaded gun at them is the surest way to toilet-train a kitten. After the initial panic piddle of course, but you can't make an omelette etc.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Are you staying dry there, Uncle Vanya? I hear you're in for a bit of rough weather. I urge you to drive safe, carry highly calorific snacks/torch/towels, wear clean underwear and things of that sort of thing.

Oh, and an umbrella might be useful.

Thomas Pauli said...

My cat was *not* amused! That there now will be a hard week ahead is totally your fault!

Ivan the Terrible said...

Aunty - I don't know what you're implying. Tho' I did once get thrown out of London Zoo for accusing the black panthers of stealing the white panthers' jobs.

Pi, Sam, admirable display of kitten immunity there - well done! By the way, Sam, Ernesto passed overhead Friday night no harm done, thanks for asking.

And Thomas, terribly sorry about that. Of course, if your cat is giving you hell, you could just buy a massive rottweiler and dare it to complain again...

Thomas Pauli said...

Mudi chased the last Rottweiler out of the garden. Perhaps I was cheated on the pedigree or they too aren't the same anymore.

Sal said...

your trackback "Links to this Post" thing's not working -- returning unrecognised errors to Kalsey's Universal Trackback Tool

so. i nicked your photo. here.

(note to self. REFRAIN from hitting the internet after coming home after a night on the piss. it might be funny. it might not. you just DON'T KNOW.)