Saturday, December 16, 2006

Ivan’s Christmas Shopping Special

Geeks! For the lady in your life*…

This Christmas, why not get her Eau de Worf, by L’Oréal?


Eau de Worf – because all other perfumes are weak

* You know – that buck-toothed lab assistant you never have the nerve to ask out, or the chick in the coffee shop who always stares right through you.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Worf Worf !!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Handsome fellow, but his hairline is receding a lot. Is that a sign of virility in humans?

Ivan the Terrible said...

Don't know about humans, GB, but I've never seen a Klingon who had any problems in that department...

Anonymous said...

So, the idea is, she doesn't wear it, but sprinkles it on the weakling of her choice, to beef him up a bit? Like Worcestershire Sauce on a bland shepherd's pie?

Bloody good idea. Where can I get some?

PI said...

Arpege please.

Ivan the Terrible said...

I'll send you some Aunty, on condition that you make the Tippler drink the whole bloody bottle at once. That corn story deserves some serious payback.

And Pi, what's arpege?

PI said...

French perfume - not sure if it is still available but do your best.