Saturday, October 07, 2006

In your Sunday Irae Magazine this week

Mel Gibson in recovery:


Hot, or not?

24 comments:

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Oh my good God, Ivan, take it away! For the love of all things aesthetic in any way! I hope you know that you damned near killed a Californian housewife; I almost choked on my apple after seeing that beast pop up on the screen. If I want to be horrified I'll rent a snuff movie, 'K!

(He does remind me of someone I know, though)

Desargues said...

That looks like Buffalo chicken to me, so I guess it's hot, after all. Just had some myself, last night.

So The Mel is in rehab, huh? Funny. He doesn't think he has a problem. It's all them Jews out there that's the problem. Never thought I'd hear of an Australian anti-Semite. I guess they're everywhere now. I'm curious what Japanese anti-Semites are like.

Cantemir said...

Des,

There are actually a lot more than we had any right to suspect.

PI said...

Des: he's not actually Australian - he was born in USA - je crois! Is he cleaning his teeth?

Ivan the Terrible said...
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Ivan the Terrible said...

Yup - in the traditional Scottish fashion, Pi, as Sam will tell you.

C'mon, Sam. Who does it remind you of? Is it you? Is it? You're among friends here, you know...

Desargues said...

OK, mea culpa. Columcille Gerard Gibson wasn't born in Oz. He only resided there for about a decade or so, with daddy Hutton. Old New York hand, he is. Then is it safely to infer that there are no anti-Semites in Australia?

Sam, where do you rent snuff movies in your area? Ojai -- that's not a neighborhood in Bogota, is it?

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I only look like that at a full moon, Ivan. And Hogmanay.

And don't let Ivan fool you into thinking that's the way we clean our teeth, Pat. We use splinters from the bones of our enemies. Really. We do!

odette keun said...

I heard that Mel's not an antisemite at all; he fully supports the Palestinian cause.

odette keun said...

But I'll be adding this blog to the 'Flunkies of Zion' roll of honour. Who knows, Ivan, if you play your cards right, they'll make you a 'Rightious Gentile'. Wouldn't your folks be proud?

michael eisner said...

desargues writes:
"Funny. He doesn't think he has a problem. It's all them Jews out there that's the problem. Never thought I'd hear of an Australian anti-Semite. I guess they're everywhere now".
It has taken fifty years and a lot of work and money to finally reduce you Gentiles to this level of obescience toward your superiors. Look at how desargues has swallowed whole the canard that recognition or critisism of the fact of Jewish control in your culture is itself a symptom of a pathologic state. The damned Ruskies couldn't have done a better job of it. Hold on, it was the same people behind that as well, wasn't it?

Desargues said...

Ice cream is pretty much the only item I swallow whole, 'Michael Eisner.' And my daily vitamins. Most other foods I chew slowly; it's essential for a good digestion. Plus, duck is not really my thing. I like shredded duck breast wrapped in thin crepes -- there's a Chinese restaurant in Manchester that does them perfectly. I could not recommend them more heartily.

I'm not really sure what 'obescience' and critisism' actually refer to, what with me being a non-native speaker of English, but I'll venture a conjecture. I suspect it somehow has to do with an international cabal of Jewish financiers, media moguls, and Hollywood producers -- perhaps in cahoots with the military-industrial complex (they often are, aren't they?) -- manipulating public opinion in the West such that all 'critisism' of Israel's policies in the Occupied Territories/Palestine are automatically branded as anti-Semitic, thus obviating the need for a 'mature discussion,' one to which people like Hugo Chavez might have valuable contributions to add. Throw in a splash of Mossad, for good measure. Add CIA according to taste. Mix thoroughly. Swallow whole. Repeat ad nauseam to ensure mass 'obescience.' Enjoy.

Is that it?

Desargues said...

Dunno about others, but I'll take Righteous among Gentiles over Hero of Socialist Labor any day.

michael eisner said...

That's 'canard', desargues, not 'mallard'.
Other than that, great, it looks as though you're up to speed on this.
Media moguls, eh? As if. Where do people get these crazy ideas?

Desargues said...

CANARD, subst. masc. et adj. : Oiseau aquatique palmipède de la famille des Anatidés, à large bec jaune, aux pattes courtes et aux ailes longues et pointues, dont la chair comestible est recherchée.

I couldn't have put it any better.

PI said...

Oh God! Des had gone off on one again!
'Cultivate simplicity Coleridge!'

Desargues said...

I just wanted to make a pun!...

[hangs head in embarrassment; wipes a furtive tear of shame]

Cantemir said...

I think I speak for this whole blog when I say 'pwnz0r3d.'

Solwatch said...

Dat Kasburg fool is back again. He goes mad when anyone speaks up for dem joos.

michael eisner said...

Desargues gets first place for his French; Cantimer gets the gold for urban code but so far the common sense in plain English medal is still with us, in Israel.
Is that the best you have to offer in defence of us Jews? When confronted with hard facts concerning our power and influence, your response is to waffle in Romantic languages and bandy schoolboy ciphers? That's hardly going to cut the mustard in the real world, is it?

Desargues said...

What can I say, 'Michael'? Everyone likes a winner. Can't blame them Jews for being so good at stuff.

Me, I like that phrase, 'Romantic languages.' I thought I'm a neo-Classical sort of chap myself, but I must have been mistaken.

In all honesty, I never imagined this blog's readership is such an exuberant fauna. Some are diurnal creatures, basking in the minimal glare of a computer screen and the illusory fame that comes with regular comments. Others lurk in the nocturnal abyss, only with difficulty to be baited to the surface by the occasional rant about Jews and Muslims (funny how nobody reacts if I mentioned long-standing Sino-Japanese conflicts). Yet fewer are equally conversant with Eastern Rite Orthodoxy and street-wise lingo. There's a Sol Kashberg and a SolWatch -- thus adding to this blog levels of metareflection most of which I'm too dim to perceive. I consider myself lucky to be part of such an endowed fellowship. A real ecosystem you have created, Ivan.

Solwatch said...

Kashburg has form, Desargues. He went loco when Harry Hutton dared to bring up the subject of David Irving back at the end of February. He's been prowling around 'Chase Me Ladies' and affiliated blogs ever since. A regular stalker, he is.

odette keun said...

Why are you persecuting this Jew/Israeli SoKashberg, 'Solwatch'?
Hasn't the World enough troubles without you hounding innocent Jews. This isn't 1933, you know.

Cantemir said...

Des,

Just to further amuse you, I am currently reading a paper on calculus of variations whilst listening to the Miró Quartet's disc of Crumb's Black Angels.