27 different types of menthol cigarette
Extortionate mark-ups on luxuries like milk and baby formula
Authentically Glaswegian pools of piss in the restrooms
Ask us about our ethnic stereotype sensitivity training!
SCOTCHMAN™ – the name you can trust… to be open at 3am, provided it hasn’t been robbed yet…
A Scotchman (sic), yesterday. Satisfaction guaranteed, or no money back…