While the Islamic Republic of Iran has made great strides in recent years in the field of executing rape victims, concerns continue to be raised as to whether Islamic justice can keep pace with all those evil little harlots out there flaunting themselves in their baggy chadors, shamelessly naked under their clothes.
Pausing only for a cold shower or two, the Majlis has finally hit upon the solution – combine military training with summary justice in the form of the new Khomeini™ brand “interactive” rifle range targets.
Women’s groups throughout the Western world rushed to ignore this latest development yesterday. “We feel it’s inappropriate to condemn another culture” explained Natalie Broadhead of Wimmin’s Action Against Male Oppression, idly kicking a man in the nuts for holding the door open for her. “It’s essentially a form of imperialism, which is an exclusively male crime of course. Anyway, those guys look a bit nasty. They’d be burning our offices before you could say clitorectomy. I think we’ll stick to pushing shit through Larry Sommers’ mailbox, if it’s all the same to you…”
Unveiling the new targets in Tehran yesterday, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared the Khomeini™ “a great day for the Islamic Republic”. “Of course, this is only a first step. Just wait ‘til we have nukes – we’ll be able to chastise these wicked females in bulk then, as Allah intended.”
Mr Ahmadinejad went on to plug three in a row through the X ring, winning a giant teddy bear for the “nephew” accompanying him.
Update! If, like our good friend Des, you are one of those deranged individuals with quite unfathomable and irrational prejudices against hanging rape victims, why not go here and sign the petition to save the poor lass? At the very least, they will know that they are being watched...