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Nifty idea, but what about all those fanatical Achmed followers?
So you propose cartoonists should draw caricatures of Ahmed instead, Ivan? I wonder who'd wanna see those--I'd rather look at a cartoon of Nancy Pelosi.
Hi Mynah. Chances are he looked like a fairly ordinary bloke for the place and time - beard, bad breath, big robe, and so on. My guess is that it's the nine-year-old wife that really marked him out. At least I hope it did.
Footie, Des, no point arguing with me. It's Achmed who put himself out there, you know. I mean, the guy's got a family to feed and all...
My relative, Mr Gibbon, wrote that according to legend, a shoulder of mutton once informed the prophet that it had been poisoned. You've got to respect a man who can make a piece of meat talk to him.
And how do we know it had really been poisoned? Maybe it just didn't want to get eaten. You'd think that a truly gifted individual would consider the likely motives of his suddenly loquacious lunch.
Should we respect a man who gets outsmarted by a piece of meat? I think we all know the answer...
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