Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Just what the doctor ordered

*sigh*

My old doctor was always laying a similar line on me to justify his rather unorthodox prescriptions, but now I come to read this I notice there’s no mention of ball-gags and twelve-inch studded strap-ons. I have a feeling he was taking advantage of my kindly and credulous nature…


Some sex, yesterday. Apparently it’s really really good.

8 comments:

PI said...

Yeah yeah yeah! But beware the man who does it just because it's good for him.

Ivan the Terrible said...

Did you have the same doctor then?

Gorilla Bananas said...

If semen is good for you, how does ejaculating it help? They're not suggesting......thank God I'm an ape.

Ivan the Terrible said...

Oh don't be such a baby, GB. Like you've never used the "it gives you wonderful silky fur" line yourself?

Desargues said...

Those doctors should rather embrace their ethical responsibilities--recommending too warmly the benefits of sex might just get you here.

R. Sherman said...

Great. Something else my insurance doesn't cover. We should get the government involved. Where's the "best year ever" minister of you English?

Rob said...

Being married however...

Ivan the Terrible said...

Married? Of course - that's where I went wrong...