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..."So who art thou, then, spirit?" "I am that Power that wills forever evil, yet does forever good." - Goethe, "Faust"
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May
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- Do you want fries with that?
- Show me some more of this Earth thing called voting
- My parents went to Namibia, and all I got was this...
- Shit jobs
- Ivan’s Site of the Week
- Glacé Cherries
- Missing Link
- Say it with flowers – give her a triffid
- Back in time
- Lie back and think of England
- The British are coming
- Soothing the savage breast
- Ivan’s Celebrity Airhead of the Week
- Let them eat cake!
- Drive-by education
- And with one bound he was free!
- Heart of Darkness
- Vote Early, Vote Often
- Top of the Pops
- Just what the doctor ordered
- Is there life on Moors?
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Certain People I Know...
- Aunty M
- Chase me, ladies, I'm in the cavalry
- Dr. E. Scientist, phD
- f:lux
- Fark
- Foot Eater
- Gorilla Bananas
- ha ha ha
- JonnyB
- Missouri Muse
- Pat's Past Imperfect
- PooterGeek
- Sam the PCB
- staghounds
- The Dissident Frogman
- The Law East of Mecca
- The Law West of Ealing Broadway
- Tim Worstall
- Topic Drift
- Wondermark
UK Broadcast
US Newspapers
Sundry other saddo scribblers
- A Guy In Pajamas
- Anyone can try anything twice
- Arm The Insane
- Armagnac'd
- Back Pages
- Barista
- Bastards Inc
- Big Cat Chronicles
- Blithering Bunny
- Boarding Now
- Diary of a Dilletante
- Dr Feelgood
- Early Modern Notes
- Emerald Bile
- Evil pundit
- Farting through my Fingertips
- Flop Eared Mule
- From a LAN Downunder
- Hungbunny
- Loser's Guide to Life
- Macam-Macam
- Miaow: The cat
- Nailpolishblues
- Professor Bunyip
- Samizdata
- The Road To Surfdom
- Tim Blair
- Twenty Major
- UK Commentators
- Will Type For Food
- Yorkshire Soul
- Zoe Brain
6 comments:
You know, I really need to keep up on British sleaze. I thought blue GAP dresses were the be-all and end-all.
Cheers.
Not by a mile, Randall. The British Labour Party's long association with the Kennedies is finally bearing fruit.
Upon closer inspection, those choice loaves look remarkably like tiki heads.
So much for the purity and freshness of naive primitive art, eh? They're obviously just palming gullible dealers off with elephant eggs, the thieving abos...
Fortunately for the dealers, there's always someone further down the food chain. Usually a Saatchi, as it happens.
In the course of my formative years, I once happened to have my arm engulfed to the armpit up a horse's rectum. Without a glove or any other protection. It was all in all a warm, intimate, and ultimately fairly pleasurable experience. I'll bet the elephant fecaltress is more enamored of her work than you'd think.
However I see no redeeming value in being a viscous MP's supine secretary.
At least the horse couldn't have you fired, JB - to that extent at least it must have been a labour of love, and so a beautiful thing...
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