Far better in the good old days, when all they did was to come around and set fire to themselves at you. And ultimately far more effective too. After all, just when you'd got the carpet replaced, they’d re-incarnate, come back, and do it again...
An angry Buddhist makes his point, yesterday. There’s no school like the old school.
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They want to fucking behave themselves. I'm importing stuff from there, and I don't want it incinerated, bhuddists or no.
Also they had best leave my Ceylon tea alone.
I reckon we're seriously underestimating their capacity for mischief. These Sri Lankans put curry powder on their breakfast cereal, you know. Call that a recipe for a life of quiet contemplation? 'Cos I don't.
I don't think the do-it-yourself barbecue in really in keeping with the tenets of the creed either. There's too much ego involved.
Those Buddhists, eh? It's always me me me...
Not again. I'm fed up of bloody demining them.
They can demine themselves next time.
We had a guy set fire to himself in the lobby at work once. Normally they just set fire to their tractor tyres, but it's amazing how far a French farmer will go to keep the Common Agricultural Policy.
A French farmer in flames, eh? Quite a dilemma. Does one piss on him, or throw on extra kindling? I would be paralysed with indecision...
Perhaps Jose Bove could resort to that kind of extreme protest? He'd be much missed, I'm sure...
That'd be sweet. We could grill hamburgers on him. Big Macs would be most appropriate, but failing that a flame-grilled whopper would do...
He'd make one helluva cock flambé, I'm sure.
Or is that spotted dick?
I'm joking about the farmer of course.
In fact, and this is absolutely the truth, we shared a building (SDME) with the Belgian Immigration Services, and he was an asylum seeker about to be deported from Belgium.
As the Belgian officials stood around wondering how to deal with it all, a passing EU official put him out by beating him with the Welcome mat.
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