#3: Paris Hilton’s pony.
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8 comments:
The poor cabaline in the picture may beg to differ, Ivan--and not just out of a sense of self-worth. There are even shittier jobs in America: Paris' trust-fund manager, Paris' hairstylist, and being her sidekick. Yet, none of them beats being a dead-eyed, soulless rich brat like PH herself. Maybe she should get some sort of government compensation for having to put up with herself.
Is that really the position that Paris' stallions are supposed to assume?
Paris Hilton? Is she the Chantelle look- alike?
Just this once, the Feds aren't throwing money at the undeserving, Des. With her chain of nightclubs, line of lingerie and multiple TV contracts, the private sector has taken on that role.
As for the poor little ponies, that's not the position they assume, but it's the position she leaves them in...
Pi - if you don't know Paris Hilton, you should guard and treasure your ignorance :)
Honey that was irony.
Did she lose her virginity to her pony or did her pony lose its virginity to her?
'Tis said that many a male animal has lost his virginity to that voracious virago. And probably all their illusions in the process, too.
Virgin or not, the whole experience is apparently quite disappointing. More than one circus elephant has been moved to draw acerbic parallels with chucking bananas down Broadway.
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