Saturday, June 03, 2006

Shit jobs #2


Comment would be probably be superfluous - but a comments box is a terrible thing to waste...

12 comments:

Desargues said...

The girl's probably a compulsive liar. She says she was a Hooter's waitress? With those breasts? I don't think so. She's almost flat as a pancake, as they say in Brit'n. Wendy's may hire her, tho'.

Ivan the Terrible said...

Less hooters than beepers, perhaps? It's all the same to me - I'm more of a bum man myself...

PI said...

Well now I know what/who Yoda is.
Thanks!

Ivan the Terrible said...

You're welcome, Pi - forewarned is forearmed next time you go looking for a new car...

johnnyboy said...

Ivan, are you reading the Weekly World News again ?

R. Sherman said...

I understand "corporate" also promised to make her "titular" head of sales.

Cheers.

PI said...

Randall: shame on you!

Ivan the Terrible said...

Yes, indeed, Randall - shame on you! I make the lousy puns around here, thank you very much.

johnnyboy said...

I apologize, looks like this one is true (although it looked like a prime example of WWN 'creativity').

The happy conclusion:
"In 2002 the suit was settled for an undisclosed amount of money, which one of the attorneys involved in the case said would enable her to go to the local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."

Ivan the Terrible said...

Now then, JB, would I lie to you? Naturally I subject all my stories to rigorous fact-checking. I like to think of myself as a BBC with morals. Or a Fox News with a brain. Whichever.

Is it just me, or is that girl in the pic beginning to look more and more like the Yoda doll? Damn those Jedi mind-tricks...

Gorilla Bananas said...

She looks a bit grumpy to me. Some people have no sense of humour.

Ivan the Terrible said...

Seduced by the Dark Side she has been, hmmm?