The girl's probably a compulsive liar. She says she was a Hooter's waitress? With those breasts? I don't think so. She's almost flat as a pancake, as they say in Brit'n. Wendy's may hire her, tho'.
I apologize, looks like this one is true (although it looked like a prime example of WWN 'creativity').
The happy conclusion: "In 2002 the suit was settled for an undisclosed amount of money, which one of the attorneys involved in the case said would enable her to go to the local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."
Now then, JB, would I lie to you? Naturally I subject all my stories to rigorous fact-checking. I like to think of myself as a BBC with morals. Or a Fox News with a brain. Whichever.
Is it just me, or is that girl in the pic beginning to look more and more like the Yoda doll? Damn those Jedi mind-tricks...
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The girl's probably a compulsive liar. She says she was a Hooter's waitress? With those breasts? I don't think so. She's almost flat as a pancake, as they say in Brit'n. Wendy's may hire her, tho'.
Less hooters than beepers, perhaps? It's all the same to me - I'm more of a bum man myself...
Well now I know what/who Yoda is.
Thanks!
You're welcome, Pi - forewarned is forearmed next time you go looking for a new car...
Ivan, are you reading the Weekly World News again ?
I understand "corporate" also promised to make her "titular" head of sales.
Cheers.
Randall: shame on you!
Yes, indeed, Randall - shame on you! I make the lousy puns around here, thank you very much.
I apologize, looks like this one is true (although it looked like a prime example of WWN 'creativity').
The happy conclusion:
"In 2002 the suit was settled for an undisclosed amount of money, which one of the attorneys involved in the case said would enable her to go to the local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."
Now then, JB, would I lie to you? Naturally I subject all my stories to rigorous fact-checking. I like to think of myself as a BBC with morals. Or a Fox News with a brain. Whichever.
Is it just me, or is that girl in the pic beginning to look more and more like the Yoda doll? Damn those Jedi mind-tricks...
She looks a bit grumpy to me. Some people have no sense of humour.
Seduced by the Dark Side she has been, hmmm?
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