A refreshing alternative take on the greatest of our Founding Fathers, George Washington (via Dylan).
Seems a little rough on the British kids, but there you go – it was war.
George Washington, yesterday. He’s coming…
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
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Brilliant! Dare I call it art? Off to watch it again.
That's just typical of you, Sam. An extra set of testicles and you're anybody's...
Testicle-mad, me.
A fact that isn't being helped by early-morning exposure to 22 sweaty men running around fields in Germany. Housewives shouldn't be allowed to watch it, for their own good. I hear there's a World Cup thingy on too.
Lucky you. I haven't got to see a single game yet. Tho' if that's the sort of emotion it arouses, perhaps I'm better off without...
My this is an interesting thread to pop in on late. Sweaty guys; extra 'nads, etc.
Ivan, I sense a pattern here. Your last several posts have been about:
1. Underage tongues
2. Horses in compromising positions.
3. Hungarian shower habits.
Methinks you're trying to inflate the hit count to make Google Adsense worthwhile.
I wish you luck.
Cheers.
And I forgot the cheerleaders, damn it.
And incest.
Big G Wash snacking on British babies is fairly unlikely, according to self-confessed leftie Gore Vidal. Washington's teeth just weren't up to that task. Vidal suspects the collective dinners of the Founding Daddies were a rather silent affair--many of them lacked several teeth each, so mastication was a daunting prospect every evening, and they often ran the risk of projecting unseemly saliva and bits of half-chewed food towards their distinguished company. The Real George W could have kicked them apart, though. But again, it seems that his own anti-British ferociousness has been overstated; they think it was Benedict Arnold and Ethan Allen (the general, not the furniture maker) who did most of the scaring.
Randall - that's a totally unfounded suggestion, although strangely timely given today's post...
Des - I suppose that if you're stuck trying to eat corn on the cob with wooden teeth you might become a little impatient with your enemies. But I'd take the original and best George W, or even Benedict Arnold, over that whiny little wuss Vidal anyday.
Dear Vidal - I wonder if he misses his beautiful home in Italy. Did he come back to you?
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