Friday, June 02, 2006

Ivan’s Site of the Week

This week’s selection is Jew of the Day. Your one-stop shop for all your diurnal hebrew needs.

Today’s Jew of the Day is Vitaly Ginzburg. But of course that’s just their opinion. You might have one of your own. Personally, I think Ginzburg sucks. Chances are that your choice sucks too, but I don’t mind. Live and let live, I say.

I would’ve gone for Jesus myself, but apparently he’s been disqualified on some sort of technicality.

Update! According to this site Jerry Seinfeld is Jewish! Wow - who knew? So’s Marcel Marceau, apparently. Tho’ I would’ve kept that one quiet, if I were them.


Vitaly Ginzburg, yesterday. You’re shit and you know you are…

10 comments:

johnnyboy said...

Excellent shop ! But where should I go for my nocturnal jew needs ?

Desargues said...

I have an inordinate amount of affection for these Jews. And probably this girl ought to be Jew of the Day every day.

R. Sherman said...

Nell Carter? Yikes!

PI said...

At last! I almost gave up. Gremlins are guarding your comment box.
My big soft spot is for dear old Gertrude (Stein)- that era in Paris I adore. Didn't realise Roseanne Barr was Jewish. My first favourite patient was a little Jewish boy - now an accomplished actor.
Marcel Marceau makes my teeth ache with ennui

Ivan the Terrible said...

Just what, precisely, do you intend to do with a nocturnal jew, JB? I'm not in the business of enabling your perversions, you know. Anyway, too many nocturnal jewmissions and you'll go blind...

Scarlett Johansson, Des? You can do better, I'm sure :)

And Randall, who's Nell Carter anyway? Not Mrs Jimmy, is she?

As for Roseanne, Pi, I never knew she was fat, foul-mouthed and miserable. Full of surprises, that woman...

Cantemir said...

What about this guy?

johnnyboy said...

Boy, Mike D sure is aging ungracefully. He must be a vegan or something, those people are the most unhealthy-looking bastards. Where does one find kosher alfalfa, anyway ?

ITT, what I do behind closed doors with a nocturnal jew is garanteed under the constijewtion
(hey, you started it).

Ivan the Terrible said...

Hi Canty - welcome back. I did wonder about Elvis - claiming him did seem to me to be a bit of a stretch.

And JB - ahem, yes, let's draw a line under those puns before we start sounding like those crazies living in compounds in Montana. Unless of course you do in fact live in a compound in Montana, or Norfolk, in which case carry on.

Cantemir said...

It is no accident, tovarish, that this article was posted on Shavuot!! Come on, fess up, Hershel the Terrible...

Ivan the Terrible said...

Hershel? At last, a Jewish name of my very own! I shall put away childish things forthwith.

Actually, with three small kids, I'm forever putting away childish things, so no change there...